The Red Phone: bastard spawn of jaundice and fluff!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 26, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-26-01
Why, hello there, Bipolar Squirrel! And how are you this beautiful day?
Abso-fucking-lutely wretched.
Because your car got broken into this morning, and someone stole your stereo?
How'd you know that?
Oh, word gets around pretty fast in these parts. Say, I happen to have a Blaupunkt lying around that I'm willing to let go cheap.
I'm calling Officer Cockroach.