The Red Phone: inanity meets innuendo!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
Jesus H Cherrypicker! You look like Hell, Red Phone! What happened?
Funny you should ask, Officer Cockroach. I just had the shit kicked out of me by the little girl's dad.
Well, that cinches it then. We've been trying to nail that guy for narcotics distribution for weeks. You just gave us the smoking gun we needed!
No stuffing! Well, don't that beat all.
Yeah... it's just a shame that poor little girl has no where to go.
Oh, I'm sure something will be arranged. Say, you don't happen to know the phone number of the foster care people offhand, do you?