The Red Phone: bustin' Mother Nature's chops!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
Hello, Laura. I hear you're seeing somebody new.
Not that it's any of your business, but yes.
Well, I hope his cock is as thick as mine, truly I do. Who's the unlucky bastard?
Here he comes now.
God hates me.
Red Phone! How are you, old salt?