The Red Phone: it hurts, it hurts!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
So, lesser demon of the seventh circle of evil -- just how powerful are you?
WITH A SINGLE THOUGHT I CAN EVAPORATE MERE MORTALS INTO A FINE SUBATOMIC MIST, SENDING THEIR SOULS INTO AN ETERNAL TORMENT.
Can you destroy my ex-girlfriend?
HEY, NOW -- I'M NO MIRACLE WORKER, JACK.