The Red Phone: a cornucopia of rhetoric!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
Why, hello there, Red Phone.
Sweet honey in the rock! It's actress Anne Heche!
Yeah, well, I'm not much of an actress anymore. Ever since I came out of the closet as Ellen Degeneres' gay lover, no studio will look at me.
Gee, that's too bad. I really loved you in "Wag the Dog."
Thanks. You got change for the pay phone?
Sorry, flat busted. Say, are you still gay?