The Red Phone: licking the wounds of the moronic!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
No way! You had sex with Anne Heche?
It wasn't all that great, actually. I can tell she's still gay.
Well, at least you're getting some. Laura broke up with me this week -- said she "needed some space."
Hmm...
Do you think I'm a competent actress?
Shut up and fuck me, stardust.