The Red Phone: hooked on chronics!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
Mother Teresa's blessed stench! It's my evil twin, Enohp Der!
Surprise, jackass!
What vile plan are you hatching now, wretch?
Why, I've planted a bomb in your secret underground lair, Red Phone! MUHUHAHAHA!
This is YOUR secret underground lair, you dipshit.
God fucking damn it.