The Red Phone: the chicken fingers of righteousness!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
So, Doctor Schematic -- what's the science lesson you'll be teaching us today?
Well, Red Phone, today we're going to observe the deliterious effects of high-level gamma radiation on carbon-based organisms. Excuse me while I step into the reactor core.
Running low on test subjects this week, Doctor?
I need an Advil.