The Red Phone: not nearly as funny when you're sober!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
The Red Phone flies to the White Castle drive-thru aboard his astounding transforming rocket.
May I take your order?
I want a sack of burgers, and put a JATO on it!
Yo, you can't be talkin' to me like that.
I demand prompt, quality service! You people are what's wrong with America today!
What, black people?
No! Minimum-wage foodservice workers!