The Red Phone: outlawed by the Bush administration!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
So why did you bring your rocketship to my house?
Why, just to show off, of course. If you'd like a ride in it, I may be persueded via the usual methods of fellacio.
Drop dead, you fixating piece of rancid shit.
Hey, your loss toots. I got other options.
Later:
Wow! Izzis a real space-type rocket?
Hey, I ain't payin' you to yammer, crackwhore. Make with the dick sucking.