The Red Phone: an enema for your ear canal!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
Okay, tell me what happened from the beginning, Black White Castle Guy.
Well, Officer Cockroach, this motherfuckin' rocketship comes blasting into the drive-thru, and the pilot yells, "Give me all your goddamn burgers or I'll burn this fucking building to the ground."
A rocketship? That's pretty odd.
Well, I know there's a guy around here who has one. I've seen him before...
Wow! Izzis a real cow-meat burger?
Don't suck dick with your mouth full, crackwhore.