The Red Phone: the Speak 'n Spell of e-commerce!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
Son of an overused cliche! It is the bane of my existence, Enohp Der!
Salutations, cuntlicker!
What deviltry do you commit today, enemy?
Using my superior mind science of the mind, I have trapped you in a temporal vortex! MUHUHAHAHA!
This is a PhotoShop filter, your yammering simp.
Oh, for fucksake.