The Red Phone: a veritable plague of artistic locusts!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
So, lesser demon of the seventh circle of evil -- if you can't destroy my girlfriend, what CAN you do to her?
WELL, I COULD POUR THAT CLEAR PALMOLIVE DISH SOAP ALL OVER HER CAR.
WHEN IT DRIES, SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL. THEN, THE NEXT TIME IT RAINS, HER CAR STARTS FOAMING LIKE A RABID MUTT! ISN'T THAT A GAS?
You are the lamest fucking demon I have ever seen in my entire life.
HOW MANY HAVE YOU SEEN?