The Red Phone: oh jeez, not again!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
Why so glum, Melancholy Komodo?
I had a date with Laura last night, and she stood me up.
Gee, that's too bad, old buddy. Hate to say I told you so, but the woman is a total cunt, you know.
Yeah, shoulda listened to you. Well, see you around.
MISSION. ACCOMPLISHED.
I think I love you.