The Red Phone: disturbingly real accounts of pure fiction!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
The denizens assemble to express their griefs to the proper authorities:
The Red Phone is a fucking jerk. He broke into my car and stole the Blaupunkt stereo out of it, then tried to sell it back to me!
Yeah. He put his X-19 Tecbot in mode 3 and made me think it was Laura, then proceeded to have it stand me up for a date.
He continually belittles, sexually harasses, and attempts to murder me.
He's a bad, icky man!
So what are you going to do about it, Officer Cockroach?
Hmm. You do all make a valid point. I suppose I'll have a word with the lad next time I see him at the whorehouse.