The Red Phone: it do make one wonder!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
Seventeen million picoseconds ago in the Matrix:
Trinity! I must escape this madness!
Take the red pills, Neo.
If you say so. Got a glass of water?
First, make violent love to me until I stutter like an epileptic.
Later:
God is dead, and they're selling the estate.
Sixteen Coricidin will do that to you.