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The Red Phone holds his first press conference.
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| Hello, gentle readers. I have an important announcement to make. | |
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| On the advice of my attourneys, I must ask my fellow online cartoonists to cease using my name and likeness in their strips. | |
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| I trust that you will not force me to take action in this matter. It wouldn't be pretty. | |
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| WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU HIDE THE COFFEE, YOU ROTARY-DIALING RED FAGGOT? | |
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