The Red Phone: for sale in Japan only!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
Well, looks like it's time for your bimonthly lube job, Tecbot X-19. Transmorph into mode 3.
AS.YOU.COMMAND.
Excellent. Now turn around and bend over.
AS.YOU.COMMAND.
Mind you, I don't really HAVE to do it this way. I just think it's funny.
WARNING. RECTAL.ENTRY. EXCEEDING. TOLERANCES.