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by rhyakat
11-16-05
*beep beep boop boop bip boop beep*
"Yes... Asian Schoolgirls 'r' Us? I'd like a dozen to go please. 30 minutes or they're free? Great. Thanks."
The sad thing is, I can't decide if I'm hungry or horny.

 

by rhyakat
11-16-05
Hi. I'm Cthulhu. I'm running for president. This is the other guy.
Hi. I'm a talking head controlled by my cronies, who feel free to break the law with abandon. Plus, I have a groovy power tie.
... 3 seconds of uncomfortable silence...
Wow. I guess I really am the lesser of two evils.
Did I mention my daddy was president too?

 

by rhyakat
11-16-05
Deities Anonymous Meeting
Hey, Cthulhu, what's up?
Heh, looks like you are.
Hey, that was low. At least people still worship me.
Wow, a god complex and a persecution complex. You know, the first step is admitting you have a problem.
Don't try to out-12-step me!
Get off the cross, dude. Someone needs the wood.

 

by rhyakat
11-16-05
For slaying the evil orc army, how shall I reward thee, good wizard?
Thire, let my reward be thy finetht thteed!
The mighty chief of the Mearas?
Yep.
*sigh* Sometimes GMing sucks.
I'm going to name him Shadowfaxth!

 

by rhyakat
11-16-05
A True Story from the annals of a College Lecturer...
Isn't it a little early for Halloween?
No, it's Dress Like A Pirate Day!
I was absent last class... do you have a copy of your lecture notes? I really need them.
No, check with one of the other people in the class.
You can borrow mine if you want.
Um... no thanks. I really don't need them that badly.

 

by rhyakat
11-16-05
Damn Red Bull.
You believed that commercial? Moron.

 

by rhyakat
11-17-05
God, why does the world suck so bad?
I guess Nietzsche was right. Him and Trent Reznor.
Ja!

 

by rhyakat
11-21-05
Scenes from my life...
Hi, I'm from *famous newspaper*, and we want to hire you! Here, take this test and fill out these fifty forms and we'll call you in for an interview next week!
Sounds great! OK!
One month later...
Two months later...
Oh fuck.

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