Pipe Dreams

Author: riffedguitarist

Date: July 28, 2009

by riffedguitarist
7-28-09
Mario, why do you constantly insist on saving the Princess? She's just going to get abducted by Bowser again...
I have no idea why I stick out my neck for her. She's always so demanding. You know what? Next time, she's on her own!
Really? No more adventures to save the Mushroom Kingdom?
Hell no!
Come to think of it, how did a plumber end up being the guardian of a whole kingdom anyway?
The sad truth is, I was the most qualified.