Rabid Fire

Author: riffedguitarist

Date: October 4, 2009

by riffedguitarist
10-04-09
Mr. Riff, based on your test results, I think you're going to have to get a rabies shot.
Wait, what? Why? How could I possibly have rabies?
Well, have you been bitten by a stray dog lately?
No, but I did play with a dog that had toothpaste in his mouth the other day. Does that count?
...I get paid no matter how I answer this question, right?
I thought he just forgot he was brushing his teeth!