Dicking with Dickens

Author: riffedguitarist

Date: November 17, 2009

by riffedguitarist
11-17-09
It's 3 AM! What the hell do you want?
I am the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come! Fear Me!
Let me get this straight. You're from the future, but you're dead. Wouldn't you be non-existant, and therefore not be able to form shape, or cohesive thought?
Uh, well...Actually...umm...
I'm going to go back to sleep and give you some time to think about that.
Scrooge wasn't this demanding...