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During Thanksgiving of '05, my father brought up how REAL lesbians don't like dildos.
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| Why would a lesbian want a dildo? If they were a REAL lesbian, they wouldn't want something that looked like a guy's wickerbill. | |
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| Uh, it's because it feels GOOD, Dad. Stuff inside a vagina feels GOOD. It's not that it looks like a penis - it's about the sensation. | |
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| No, no, no! A lesbian can't really be a lesbian if she likes something inside her! | |
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| Whatever, Dad. I won't even try to explain why my husband likes to shove things up his butt, then. | |
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| Oh, now that don't even make a lick o' sense. Stuff comes out, but I sure as shit don't see how or why you'd put something up it. Hmm...that's the darndest thing... | |
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