Horiday Rocation of Your Choice

Author: riffraff

Date: May 4, 2006

by riffraff
5-04-06
The phone rings. I answer - it's an Asian lady.
HERRO, YOU HAVE BEEN SERECTED TO WIN A FREE HORIDAY TRIP!!! TO THE ROCATION OF YOUR CHOICE!!!
Um, yeah, we're not interested. And could you talk quieter, please?
YOU ARE UNDER NO OBRIGATION TO BUY ANYTHING!!! YOU HAVE ARREADY BEEN SERECTED TO WIN!!! WHICH ROCATION WOULD YOU RIKE ME TO PU-
Dude, seriously. STOP YELLING. And we're REALLY not interested.
YOU'RE NOT?! MAY I PREASE ASK YOU WHY YOU DON'T WANT THIS FREE HORIDAY?! AGAIN, YOU HAVE NO OBRIGATION TO BUY ANYTHING!!!
Because, right now, I'm pretty much would rather eat my own head than hang out with foreign people.