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The phone rings. I answer - it's an Asian lady.
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| HERRO, YOU HAVE BEEN SERECTED TO WIN A FREE HORIDAY TRIP!!! TO THE ROCATION OF YOUR CHOICE!!! | |
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| Um, yeah, we're not interested. And could you talk quieter, please? | |
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| YOU ARE UNDER NO OBRIGATION TO BUY ANYTHING!!! YOU HAVE ARREADY BEEN SERECTED TO WIN!!! WHICH ROCATION WOULD YOU RIKE ME TO PU- | |
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| Dude, seriously. STOP YELLING. And we're REALLY not interested. | |
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| YOU'RE NOT?! MAY I PREASE ASK YOU WHY YOU DON'T WANT THIS FREE HORIDAY?! AGAIN, YOU HAVE NO OBRIGATION TO BUY ANYTHING!!! | |
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| Because, right now, I'm pretty much would rather eat my own head than hang out with foreign people. | |
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