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why sam brown should have stayed in the trash can in which he was born.
sam brown, why did you not email me back?
because i am ugly.
good god sam brown! you ARE ugly. get back in your trash can!
i know. i could not email you. your titles were too perfect. especially the one about shaving yer schnigger to make yer schnigger look bigger.
that WAS a good one, if i do say so myself. sam brown! what are you doing? you don't have to do this to yourself!
i am sorry. not emailing you back is the last straw. i feel so bad about myself. and i'm so ugly. i'm sorry.

 

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HAMSTER, i am bored and have no job.
... ?
put this sock on so i can watch SOCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!
!!!
YAY! now i can exploit you for cash so i don't have to go to CHECK INTO BOOZE!

 

yeah, so uh. i don't have time to eat lunch. i've got to go to latin.
STUPID! WHY ARE YOU TAKING LATIN, IT IS HARD! YOU WILL HAVE TO LEARN DECLENSIONS! THEY ARE A BITCH!
no i won't. what's a declension? i'm going to drink before class.
declensions are annoying. you have to remember them. us, o, i, arum, that sort of thing.
that does sound hard. i think i will drop the class and eat lunch and bother you for the rest of the semester.
YARG! now she will never graduate AND want to live with me again. insert foot in mouth here.

 

what's up leila?
hey laura! i was just thinking... you want my extra likker?
YEAH! that would be great! let's hang out!
oh shit.
we should do this every week, i'll bring the likker next monday.
i wish i had a bigger hammer.

 

hi leila!
i hate you.
i did not go to class all this week because i was having sex with a whale! teehee!
congratulations, crystal.
have you arranged a meeting that will allow me to move in with the whale and leave you with some other random fucktard yet? i hate paying rent. i am a whore. i need money so i can gradieate.
10 seconds til self destruct. 10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4..

 

hi leila, i'm going to invade your space wearing not quite enough clothing for your comfort and talk to you about inconsequential events in my life.
ugh. not again. i have to remember to lock the door more often.
i don't understand why i always get these intense vibes of repulsion and disgust coming from you. don't you want to hear about my stupid day where i did absolutely NOTHING? how was your day?
since compared to you i have a life, i got a lot of important things done. then i cleaned your hair out of the bathroom and your dishes out of your room. you are gross and dirty.
not to mention his hair has been there SINCE last semester because it was never cleaned..
i shaved my head, like, last semester. i swear it's not mine. okay well, i'm gonna go spend the rest of the day wanking off and playing video games. or better yet! wanking off TO video games. i roxor!
ugh. i'm going to go throw his leftover food crumbs and hair from the bathroom into his bed.

 

subtítulos: hello, my name is crystal.
hola, me llama crystal.
i like to fuck dogs, goats, roosters, elephants, donkeys, trout, hyenas, turtles, moose, buffalo, dolphins, and all rodents; especially hamsters.
me gusta chingar perros, cabras, gallos, elefantes, burros, trucha, hienas, tortugas, alces, búfalo, delfin, y todos los rodeores; principalmente acaparares.
my name is josh begley. i like fucking crystal.

that's REAL beastiality

me llamo josh begley. me gusta chingando crystal.
eso es bestialismo REAL!

 

and now.. the ultimate magic trick!
PRESTO DERANGO!

 

by righttherewithit
10-15-04
my stuff is packed up, bye leila! i'm moving out because i dropped out of school. i'm going to live with my boyfriend of 5 weeks who i'm going to marry! he is 30 works at walgreen's and has a mullet!
byebye!
SLAM!
phew! good riddance! have fun with your twisty-tie engagement ring! or maybe he'll spend big and get it from a candy machine..
leila, i forgot my s.t.a.t. bag at the apartment, could you bring it to me at thanksgiving?
doesn't s.t.a.t. stand for students today ALUMNI tomorrow? i'll bring it back, but i'm changing the a to d.

 

by righttherewithit
10-15-04
my stuff is packed up, bye leila! i'm moving out because i dropped out of school. i'm going to live with my boyfriend of 5 weeks who i'm going to marry! he is 30 works at walgreen's and has a mullet!
byebye!
SLAM!
phew! good riddance! have fun with your twisty-tie engagement ring! or maybe he'll spend big and get it from a candy machine..
leila, i forgot my s.t.a.t. bag at the apartment, could you bring it to me at thanksgiving?
doesn't s.t.a.t. stand for students today ALUMNI tomorrow? i'll bring it back, but i'm changing the a to d.

 

by righttherewithit
10-15-04
my stuff is packed up, bye leila! i'm moving out because i dropped out of school. i'm going to live with my boyfriend of 5 weeks who i'm going to marry! he is 30 works at walgreen's and has a mullet!
byebye!
SLAM!
phew! good riddance! have fun with your twisty-tie engagement ring! or maybe he'll spend big and get it from a candy machine..
leila, i forgot my s.t.a.t. bag at the apartment, could you bring it to me at thanksgiving?
doesn't s.t.a.t. stand for students today ALUMNI tomorrow? i'll bring it back, but i'm changing the a to d.

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