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by rinzai
8-10-03
Am I a goat that thinks it's a cartoon, or a cartoon that thinks it's a goat?
In about twenty minutes, I'm going to poop.

 

by rinzai
8-11-03
I wonder what I sound like when I'm asleep.

 

by rinzai
8-11-03
I wonder if I'd like it better over there.
Nope.

 

by rinzai
8-11-03
I seem to be here, but the evidence is circumstantial at best.
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.

 

by rinzai
8-11-03
"Ten tons" spelled backwards is "snot net."
"Tons o' snot" spelled backwards is "tons o' snot."
Don't think of it as an obsession, think of it as a public service.

 

by rinzai
8-13-03
Two Zen students argued about a flag waving in the wind.
One said, "It is the flag that moves."

The other said, "It is the wind that moves."
I don't know which of them is right.

There aren't any flags around here, and the only wind comes from me.

 

by rinzai
8-14-03
Sometimes I think people are staring and laughing at me.
I've read the reviews, so I know there's no way that's happening.

 

by rinzai
8-14-03
Invasion: Imminent
The Earthlings will cower at our overwhelming military might!
*Bznnt-snrk Fweep!*
The fate of the world depends on one man...an aging, barely employable beat poet two steps removed from reality...
Like, man, you want fries with that, dig?
So, pretty much, we're screwed.

 

by rinzai
8-14-03
It'll never work.
It'll never work.

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