Possessed Cow

Author: ripter

Date: July 16, 2003

by ripter
7-16-03
Dan the possessed cow meets a hippy in the middle of San Diego.
Hi, I'm Dan stuck in a cow... or rather, stuck in a bull. But due to inside jokes about me being a cow. I will say that I'm a cow.
Holy cow (no pun intended) really? ... but.. why are you telling me this?
Well... that's because you are the one. Neo.
...
Fine. SCREW YOU TOO!
Holy fuck I turned into an asian girl.