Jingle Bombs (continued song)

Author: rivalkid505

Date: April 20, 2008

by rivalkid505
4-20-08
Later...
My turn. I wanna sing too.
Ok but - nevermind. Let's get back to SINGING!! (coughs) I used to be a man, but everytime I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off.
His bombing days are done. He needs to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk.
Ohhh... Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, I think got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm short or I'll kill you! I KILL YOU!!!
Finally finished the song...
WOW!! That was great! Can I have your autograph? PLEASE!?!?
Yea sure... but I don't know you. And how did you know that song? I don't put them in youtube or something. Your drunk, you can't sing! Oh-yeah, and plus, I'm not a celebrity. Not gonna sign the book.