Howdy, pardner!!! Say, could you tell me the way to Hundred Acre Ranch? I got lost when my cotton-pickin' hoss done and bolted while I was chasin' some Injuns in Dead Man's Canyon...
Don't know if you propr'ly heard me pardner, maybe them there crown of thorns is blockin your ears, sir. Sorry to bother you, but can you tell me the way to Hundred Acre Ranch? I'm lost..
this is where that FUCKING ORANGE BASTARD LOYALIST REPORTER was FUCKING LAST SEEN... fucking NOSEY BASTARDS, poking their ARSES in where they're not wanted, CAUSING FUCKING TROUBLE.. *SORT THIS OUT*..
cumbie?
"death hammer is public enemy number one? suicide cumbie out of the picture.......(sigh) WHO THE FUCK IS SUICIDE CUMBIE - FUCKING? WHAT THE FUCK HAS HE GOT TAE DO WITH DEATH HAMMER?
Man, life sucks. I mean, you go to school, drop out, smoke dope for a bit, then once that gets boring you end up wanking into your own faeces for kicks... it's all downhill from then on... life sucks.
I dunno... maybe I should, like, tell someone... I mean, nobody listens, man, nobody at all. You get born, you grow old, you die, and if you're lucky you die young. What a fucking pisser life is, man.
Would you like to put your nuts in my mouth, cowboy? You know you love it you fucking dirty little he-bitch. Who's your fucking daddy? Who? Who the fuck's your daddy you fucking slut? WHO THE FUCK?
look, give me a break, mate. I'm busy working with my computer, so just leave me alone. Maybe later, OK... like I said, I've got things to do, so I'll let you know when I've done them.
for the last time, mate, I'm busy! You're always pestering me, can you just give me a break? I've got some comic writing to do, and to be honest I'm not in the mood, OK?