The Bachelor's Pad: The LitterBox

Author: robby2121

Date: June 24, 2004

by robby2121
6-24-04
Your litterbox is really starting to stink up the place, KiKi
Look, all I do is shit and piss. You have to actually change it out every week.
Would you consider being an outside cat?
Are you nuts? Do you know how many fleas are out there? Would you consider being an outside human?
How about I start buying you the pet food from the dollar store the way I do the dog?
How about I pee on the carpet like the dog as well?