The Planet Of The Ape-Lovers

Author: robfleay

Date: December 3, 2003

by robfleay
12-03-03
It was all doom and gloom on the NASA launch pad..
my wife has just left me
did she find out about us?
And they say in space no one can hear you whinge..
she never understood the love between an astronaut and his experimental space-monkey
on our planet it is acceptable to be intimate with a simian
Back home, things were starting to not look so bleak..
..and i travelled to the most wonderful place where at last I could TRULY be myself
just make my friggin dinner you monkey-fucking freak