Long-distance Love Affair

Author: robfleay

Date: December 3, 2003

by robfleay
12-03-03
The space-auditor was on my case..
Hmm...according to our records you seem to have made EIGHTEEN unauthorised inter-galctic phone calls during your last mission..
He really had me on the ropes..
Furthermore, an unusual amount of space-alcohol was mssing from the ship's dispensary
He just wouldn't understand..
How do you explain these anomalies?
if only they'd let me take the monkey..