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by robot_is_me
7-05-03
Somewhere not so far away... o_o
INFORM ME OF OUR SITUATION CAPTAIN PISS FLAPS!
We're about to reach our destination sir
Shocker! ¬¬
Ah...good...once we reach earth we shall cut off their main communication and interaction source and invade them unsuspecting!
Um...television sir?
And to think I had my bets on "flirt" chatrooms :(
No, STARBUCKS!
dgfiuhfgiuhfd

 

by robot_is_me
7-06-03
dun dun dun! O_O
So before we arrive, brief me on all the information we've gathered you stupid cun... er, Captain Piss Flaps
Um...sir we never...investigated or gathered any info whatsoever.
Yes please, enligthen me :/
EXPLAIN. NOW!
Well...
Deep inside the ship's rectum :O
Your exact words were "Focus solely on constructing the Invisible Robot Ninjas and then just simply unleash them and wreck havoc on the planet."
...FUCK YOU!

 

by robot_is_me
7-06-03
Ahh puny little humans. If they just knew the fate that is upon them...
"...and that's how I got rid of all my nasty stretch marks! And now on the show Who Fucks Who First?"
You're viewing this strip with the "Invisib - Plug" for your browser. Otherwise the Invisible Robot Ninjas wouldn't be...visible...yeah >_>
Harr Harr my army of Invisible Robot Ninjas will leave a path of destruction on their wake! And our token "use your own weapon against you" laser beam will ensure that there are no survivors left!
BZZT ERADICATE BZZT!
And now the token "use your own weapon against you" laser beam! :O
WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME SO!
Look I'm using my own weapon against me!

 

by robot_is_me
7-06-03
Just 2 hours before our beloved crew reaches the earth's atmosphere...
omg
"Wow you are so flexible!"
We see them preparing for the invasion!
How's the work going?
Bzzt armor and weapon upgrade is complete Bzzt
...there's always a small error margin.
Bzzt however there was a small problem with one of the robots Bzzt
FEEL MY SKILLS DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY!!!

 

by robot_is_me
7-06-03
1 hour left...
What the hell are we gonna do with THAT!?!
Bzzt... er I'm not sure, it seems pretty harmless to me Bzzt
Bzzt it's not much of a singer however Bzzt
I GET KNOCKED DOWN! BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN! BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN!
Hmm...do you think we could sell it on ebay?
Bzzt fo shizzle Bzzt

 

by robot_is_me
7-07-03
Our crew seems to have done their research!
Arr I think I can manage to see some clouds forming already
That means we have reached the atmosphere, sir.
I know what that means you stupid cunt! ... er... what the hell ARR you anyway?
Later, in the crew's quarters
He soooo does like me!
Like DUH I KNOW!

 

by robot_is_me
7-07-03
Our beloved crew finally reaches their destination
Arr we have arrived mateys! Now all we need is a landing spot...
The captain explores the surroundings looking for a landing spot...
Hmm...
All better!

 

by robot_is_me
7-08-03
Arr matey! ... I mean HEY YOU STUPID CUNT STANDING THERE!! GO AND EXPLORE THE SURROUNDINGS!
*boner*
Our horse friend explores the surrondings!
Who da fuck are j00 nigga?!?
Nope. No sign of life whatsoever.

 

by robot_is_me
7-10-03
Meanwhile, in another place far far away, we see a strange duo plotting against our beloved pirate crew
Excellent... it is all going as planned!
Bwahaha yes.
Those pirate fools have no idea what they're getting themselves into...
Bwahaha yes.
WHO COULD THEY BE!?!??
...are you some kind of massive idiot who will suck up to my fishy ways and agree with everything I say?
Bwahaha yes.

 

by robot_is_me
7-11-03
What's the worst thing that could ever happen to a panda bear?
uh...
um...getting turned into chinese food?
Nope. Being taken a black and white picture of!

 

by robot_is_me
7-12-03
Hello! I'm the Toxic Narcotic lead singer!
Well that was crappy...

 

by robot_is_me
7-13-03
Mmm young teenage sister vixens have sex with their pets while their mother gets gangbanged and tapes the whole thing....SOUNDS GOOD!
Huh!? I see no sister vixen bestiality action here! Dammit I'll never trust a computer again!
Later
OH GOD YES!!!
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by robot_is_me
7-14-03
Hot cyber sex session
Ok ok I'm a japanese schoolgirl, what are you?
A rhinocerous, well hung like one, that's for sure
i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
stop, cmon be serious
Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now suspended on my horn

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