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by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
Watch this.
Yeah, I've seen that one.
Damn.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
I'll get my keys.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
Must not give in to temptation...
Please God, give me the strength...
The urges... too strong...
I'm going to hell.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
It's time.
I hate you guys... so much.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
... so that's when my uncle raped me for the first time.
I'm gonna eat that baby.
I'm gonna eat that baby.
Okay, but it's actually my 37 year old conjoined twin brother.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
You've been punk'd!
Thanks daddy.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
... so she says ... nothing, because I killed that bitch!
... oh Osama, you crack me up.
So what hideous crime against capitalism are you planning next?
Shutup, Jew.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
... so can I?
But your married... to my sister.
... so can I?
... so can I?
Lemme go get the pliers.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
Our species has five genders.
We are technologically superior to your puny race.
Okay, fag.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
Hey boss, this is the last of them. I'll load it on the sleigh.
Hey boss, the sleigh is all loaded and we're ready to go.
Hey boss, I just raped your wife.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
So I'll finish the report in my cruiser.
I wonder what he'd look like in a dress...
Goddamnit... I hate British people.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
Horny squirrel with polymorph spell.
Score!

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
So this new girl I'm interested in is a swimmer, has pretty blue eyes, a body to die for, and always smiles..
How big is her deformed penis?
Three and a half inches.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
What the fuck are you grinning about.
Cunt face.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
Me chinese...
Me play joke...
Me put peepee...
What the fuck are we doing here?
I don't know, let's go get laid.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
so many colors...
I'm gonna cornhole you.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
Come on... You had to have guessed it by now.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-21-03
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Huh? What are you telling me?
What I said was... "nice treads, asshole"

 

by rogue_synapse
6-22-03
...and after you become a veteran, you can forget about the fourth wall, and make even worse comics that only the forumusers will understand...
uh huh...
You can let go of my knee now.
I don't think so...
That works too.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-22-03
We're tired of abuse! We're going on strike!!

 

by rogue_synapse
6-22-03
But you guys are lame.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-22-03
That's not a finger up my ass.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-22-03
Missed a spot... Jackass.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-22-03
So let me get this straight...
I get to fuck my sister AND you're gonna ram that thing up my ass?
Rad...

 

by rogue_synapse
6-22-03
...it's the perfect plan! You have to see that...
But why do we have to kill all of humanity in the process?
Because I was programmed by Larry Wall...
It's just that kind of backward recursion that gives us robots a bad name.
Come on... just give it a shot.
Okay, but I'm driving.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-23-03
... that's right bitch ... I'm talking to you. You can't fuck with me! I'm made of metal.
...
Uncle!

 

by rogue_synapse
6-23-03
...so you can expect highs in the mid to upper 70s with a slight chance of rain.
We'll be back with your weekend update. ... Wait, we're getting a message on the prompter...
... this just in: Sharks can't understand English.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-23-03
Hey dude, remember that time that I thought the world was ending so I infected you with necrotizing fasciitis?...
Um... yeah.
Yeah, that was a good one, eh?
... ... ...
Hey remember that time I was filled with eternal hatred so I put my half-rotten testicle in your beer?

 

by rogue_synapse
6-23-03
I didn't know your manjuice could shoot so far...

 

by rogue_synapse
6-23-03
I am...
In - cog - nito ...

 

by rogue_synapse
6-23-03
Cervix?
Uterus?
Don't get it? Don't ask.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-23-03
I am the l33t3st H@X0R ever!
2 words ... Script. Kiddie.
This is why you're just a router now.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-23-03
... yo, stylin' threads Homey G..
...
Yo motha fucka, you wanna know where this finger has been?

 

by rogue_synapse
6-24-03
... so what in the hell is going on behind us?
Not sure... I use Opera instead of IE and I can never see the background before I post.
Well... that's not very funny.
Damn straight.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-26-03
I'm the chemist responsible for Viagra.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-28-03
... it is five a.m. and you are lissstening to Los Angeles.
it is five a.m. and you are lissssstening to Los Angeles.
I'm just not feeling the funny here.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-28-03
I'm gonna make love to ya, Woman....
... just because we're black....
Oy vay!

 

by rogue_synapse
6-28-03
... I just think that making a claim for restitution over something that was abolished over a century ago...
... is just a tad bit... wrong. I mean, I can't help what my ancestors did to yours.
Shutup, Nigger.
Yes, sir.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-28-03
so sexy... can't resist...
I just want to lick him all over...
What's your problem... Pansy.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-28-03
... and I don't want to hear another thing about it.
Yes-sir.
Now get back to work you lousy block of mysterious red metal.
Plastic, Sir, mysterious red plastic. And perhaps next time you'll try some colace when dislodging overweight rodentia from your rectum.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-28-03
ooohhhhhh.... just ... just sit on my Face!
... you can tie me up with barbwire any day of the week....
Nice shirt, Fag.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-28-03
... and it will be our secret forever and always... right?
But did we really have to eat her sweetbreads while she was still conscious?
It's not our fault that she entered the forbidden territory, especially when it's clearly posted: "keep out!"
But she was your sister... and you ASKED her to come in...
People should pay closer attention to signs...
in that case... dibs on the kidneys.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-28-03
... ooooh come to daddy you sexy hunk of man meat....
... i bet he's packing some heavy equipment under that skimpy loincloth...
God hates Fags, Fag.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-28-03
... and let them come to find your everlasting love, father...
I win.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-28-03
You and me, we're in this together now...
... none of them can stop us now ...
... we will make it through somehow ...
You and me, if the world should break into...
And sadly, the conversation has degenerated to the point of reciting lyrics from the users favorite songs.
... until the very end of me...
... until the very end of you.

 

by rogue_synapse
6-30-03
Unveiling Israel's new secret weapon.
Hmmm... it's one of those jew bots...
Hmmm... another suicide bomber.
Initiating self-destruct sequence.
Initiating self-destruct sequence.
Sucker.

 

by rogue_synapse
7-09-03
...and another thing, Pierre, why in god's name would I even risk saying that you look sexy in cellophane?
You're just going to have to stay there until I fetch the blowtorch.
... and some rags, to soak up all that urine.

 

by rogue_synapse
7-17-03
... so after we left the IHOP, he started making his move in the car.
But I was driving and we didn't have any rubbers. I told him he was moving a little too fast for me, and he asked me to stop the car.
What do you recommend I do?
I wonder if Lucifer has any more job openings for his Papal death squad...

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