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by roundedge
5-31-04
how's the weather up there?
!
SQUISHED!
KARMAAAAA!!!
OH NO!

 

by roundedge
5-31-04
I am a robot, I always win at chess
Not this time, i will figure it out
*beep* check mate for robot
fuck.... i havn't even done anything yet

 

by roundedge
5-31-04
So i was trying to beat the robot, and he checkmated with me
what is he talking about?
and that's why i was speeding home officer, to tell my wife
sir, you don't have a car
i meant... i did some speed (and stuff) at home. You're an hallucination aren't you?
you're under arrest

 

by roundedge
5-31-04
she went upstairs while her friend made salad...
what an ugly dog
kablooey
her friend needed to be informed
you know, you have a really ugly dog
bitch
now they both knew
yes i know
what a terribly ugly dog

 

by roundedge
5-31-04
Don't you find it strange that we are always here at the beggining?
i think maybe it's to freak the artist out or something
that's true... you do have absurdly huge eyebrows
maybe we should mix things up a bit
..... that isn't what i meant

 

by roundedge
5-31-04
he must have forgot his space suit
or... HER spacesuit
I'm so lonely

 

by roundedge
5-31-04
urgent delivery for a Mr. Santa Marcus Clause
my middle name isn't marcus, it's terry
oh... I guess this must be for someone else then
no... no, I'm sorry, my middle name actualy really is Marcus
crud, I can't give this to children
*beep* check mate, robot wins

 

by roundedge
5-31-04
I'm looking for my cousin, he's round, and yellow, and smiley
greetings, welcome to walmart
I saw him on T.V., I havn't seen him for years now, and i was really hoping...
today we have a special on hunting knives and inflatable kiddy pools
.... never mind, I think I will go home now
have a good day please!

 

by roundedge
5-31-04
Which way is south?
Do I look like I'm fucking made of compasses??
no.. but, I thought maybe since you're a fairy..
Is that all I am to you? A tool? Fairies have feelings too you know! It isn't all just magic here and pixy dust there! That's it, I'm gonna fuckin eat you
*poof*
but you're too small to eat me..... oh
what an sob

 

by roundedge
6-01-04
I'm from britain
what are you doing on the moon?
cheery pip
..... I'm going over there now
did you see the new guy?

 

by roundedge
6-02-04
LOL, omgwtf
hey there son, what's chillin yo?
shut up dad, you're not cool, so just.... shut up'
Is that java or html? hizzat?
it's msn dad
oh... are you making a web page boeeee?

 

by roundedge
6-02-04
hey there kiddo, what's the word on the game scene foo?
dad, the reason I came downstairs was so that i could get away from you. Stop trying to bond with me, i don't need your love and affection. TV provides me with all the stimulation i could ever need
did you save the princess?
please let it be the coffee
yo yo yo, i'm gonna kick it to the upstairs foo

 

by roundedge
6-03-04
I'm captain asian!
you're a girl, you can't be captain anything
arrr, I'm a girl, and i'm a captain
no you aren't
aye, tis true.... I's just wants ta have babies

 

by roundedge
6-06-04
Gabriel, it is time for ye to smite all evil
but lord.. this is not how it is prophecized in the holy book
do you really think I was gonna give it away? Shit, that stuff in revelations was just some guy's hallucinations. I mean come on, 7 golden lampstands? seriously
very well lord, whatever be ye command. Although this strikes me as odd
Geez. He's about as cocky as the Isrealites

 

by roundedge
6-07-04
and thus, under command of God, Gabriel descended from the heavens
LO! Behold the earth, created through thyne words
it neareth me, that which has formed from the void itself, that which reflects the almighty wisdom and beauty of our lord
.... what a shithole

 

by roundedge
6-07-04
the conductor thought he had it all figured out....
we need to repair the train
yes sir, that is correct sir *BEEP* order prioritized
...oh yes, he thought the robot would solve alll his problems....
*BEEP* commencing ionized particle fusion latice
he was right
repair complete sir *beep*
You're the best friend a train conductor could ever hope to have, Unit theta.

 

by roundedge
6-15-04
So I was watching the canadian political debates on CBC, and it seems to me as if the politicians simply do not want to allow each other to talk
this is to prevent the viewers from hearing how good thier oponents campaigns really are
so they all talk at the same time, and the canadian voters become jaded and cynical
who the fuck watches CBC

 

by roundedge
6-27-04
I'm right
no, you're wrong
right!
no, wrong
RIGHT!!!!!
your yelling has managed to alter my convictions, you're right.

 

by roundedge
9-12-04
Good morning Cptn Vice Reginald
Good morning doctor, what's my assignment
we're sending you to the moon
that seems rather overdone, don't you think? Couldn't we do something more exciting, like time travel
no, I've talked to the producers already. They say that time travel's been way overdone
why do they make us get into character so early?

 

by roundedge
9-14-04
Today in san-juigistan, 10 millitant rebel factions coalesced into a gelatinous sea of terror, we go live on scene
Yes, Hi there Lloyd, I'm here on assignment in san-juigistan, with private sanders. So what, private, according to military intelligence you have obtained, is the situation here
Ahem... well, erm, we don't quite... *ahem* excuse me *cough*............. I am not at liberty to disclose any information at the present time
Riveting. for the sake of our viewers we will be updating on this horrifying event every 10 minutes, wether there is any news to report or not
I can't believe he's payed $70,000

 

by roundedge
5-03-05
[beep] your lifestyle is incompatible with the current software market, unlike my robosoft train conductor programming by robosoft© [beep]
ahh, but that is where you are wrong, mac-oso teachings are of compatability and user ease, and besides ? *LVL 3 CONFUSE!* ?
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???????
? ? ?? !!
OH NO! UNIT THETA! WHO'S DONE THIS HORRIBLE THING!?! Oh screw it, we all knew you had crappy programming, this was an innevitability

 

by roundedge
11-21-05
yar, we be dead pirates protecting our treasure at the bottom of the sea
yar
yar! let's go check to see it hasn't been plundered
yar
yar, we be rich with christmas spirit

 

by roundedge
11-21-05
Hear me peoples of Earth, do not be afraid, for I come with great tidings of Joy!
Hey Gary, check out the dude in a dress.
You two, are ye not startled by my presence? Do I not frighten you?
Well, no, not really. Didn't you say not to be afraid, anyways?
Yes, but, you know, I thought with the sword, and the radiant light, you might be a little shocked and may require me to comfort you with my glorious news, is all
What I find more shocking is the view from down here.

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