BREAKING NEWS!

Author: roundedge

Date: September 14, 2004

by roundedge
9-14-04
Today in san-juigistan, 10 millitant rebel factions coalesced into a gelatinous sea of terror, we go live on scene
Yes, Hi there Lloyd, I'm here on assignment in san-juigistan, with private sanders. So what, private, according to military intelligence you have obtained, is the situation here
Ahem... well, erm, we don't quite... *ahem* excuse me *cough*............. I am not at liberty to disclose any information at the present time
Riveting. for the sake of our viewers we will be updating on this horrifying event every 10 minutes, wether there is any news to report or not
I can't believe he's payed $70,000