What Dan Rather should have said.

Author: rsauosci

Date: November 26, 2004

by rsauosci
11-26-04
I am here LIVE tonight to regretfully inform you that I will be stepping down as anchorman at CBS News. Furthermore, I would also like to add That President Bush is not only a COWARD and a DESERTER
but he is also a pussy ass cock basket that deserves nothing less then our extreme contempt.
In saying this I would like to challenge George Bush and his lap monkey Dick Cheaney to a 2 on 1, no holds bard, Cage Match this Friday night at Madison Square Gardens!
To all you Bitches and dirty ass Tricks out in 313 this is Dan Rather Signing off.