Father and Son by rufioooo1-18-01 Hey son! How about an overzealous handjob for your old man? Ummm....I'm not your son at all, haven't u notice I'm black? Nevermind that. I'm a dwarven god that likes gay sex. So I hear...I'm gonna move slowly away now... Flamer.
How to Avoid Death by rufioooo1-19-01 The only way to avoid death, is to deny it and be vulgar. Come with me, you die now. I ain't goin' anywhere, so fuck off. Agreed.
