Why women don't belong on the battlefield

Author: rug

Date: October 18, 2003

by rug
10-18-03
Reasons women shouldn't be drafted Reason 1:Distraction
Oh dear me, my boobs got caught in this barbed wire! Can someone help me?
uh...sure, hehehe
Reason 2:Periods
Oh gosh! Everyone just stop, just stop shooting, I'm having menstrual cramps!
Reason 3:Rape
So, you gonna rape me or what?
Well were not exactly gonna eat at the Olive Garden and then go see Gigli 2 if that's what you were thinking.