Blind Date

Author: rug

Date: October 25, 2003

by rug
10-25-03
Blind dates don't work
Is that the new Calvin Klein perfume I smell?
Yeah, isn't it so pungent? Hey, you've been looking for a date, right? Well there's this guy, Russ.
Well how does he look?
Right...he's...uh...cozy, and he's losing a little...
Sweetening the pot...
So what you're trying to tell me is that he's fat and balding.
Yeah...did I mention he was short?