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| I'm looking for a holiday thing- | |
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| Well over here we have robotic santas in production. They're so efficient that once Christmas ends, they realize their loss of purpose and self-destruct. | |
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| Actually I was looking for- | |
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| Now we have the giant glowing red tree ornament from Fisher-Price. The glow is so strong you can feel your pupils burning from the inside. In fact it scorched everything in a 500 feet radius. | |
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| Buddy, I just want a menorah! | |
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| Menorah? I'm sorry sir, we don't sell Kwanza products here. | |
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