Taking the History Channel to new lows...

Author: rug

Date: January 8, 2004

by rug
1-08-04
History Channel presents the full length history of barbarians: The Mongols!
Yarg! Take down that wall!
Our army mainly consists of young teenage girls because we're the manliest of the Mongolian race!
The Vikings!
So what's your favorite football team, Conrad?
Well I'm a big fan of shut the hell up, Leonard!
The Goths!
I keep writing all this dark poetry about killing myself, but I'm just afraid of commitment!
C'mon BatSage, just put the knife in the box, maybe we can go smash light bulbs in the alleyway.