Are we there yet?!

Author: ruggala

Date: February 14, 2004

by ruggala
2-14-04
Meanwhile...in Heaven
Hey dad, let's play catch!
Shut up, I have no son! Besides, I have to think where this Russ fellow is going.
Dad! Straight to hell! He knee'd me in the groind in High School!
Well thats 'cause you're a pussy, son. So I'm gonna send him to Heaven.
Christ, Heaven's easier to get into than Paris Hilton, oh BA-ZING!
And you wonder why you're still in Purgartory.