Oh spam, sweet nectar of life!

Author: ruggala

Date: February 18, 2004

by ruggala
2-18-04
Hey Kyle, no time, long see, how's it been man?
Well ya know all that junk e-mail ya get?
Yeah
Well I decided to buy into them. I now have a low mortgage payment, an enlarged penis, and I purchased a Russian wife
My little Boris! Come over here vit' your large-a-sausage! I have foot moles for you to file and my moustache isn't going to shave itseeeeelf!
Better get along, Boris
Oh god! Help me!