Red Bull gives you AIDS!

Author: ruggala

Date: February 29, 2004

by ruggala
2-29-04
Oh, this new 7-up is so good, I have to tell a friend about it!
You're not my friend, Kyle and that'll never change. But what's so great about this new 7-up?
Well now the logo is upside down....that's it!
You're such a consumer whore...I mean I could get rich too, all I have to do is get some cheap gimmick to sell some crappy drink
New from Pohl Productions:
Hey Derek, I got dumped and I got fired and I have cancer.
Cancer? No problem! Take this! Yellow Piss gives you a girlfriend, a job, and a cure!