One more day with you

Author: russellcrowe

Date: April 6, 2003

by russellcrowe
4-06-03
Stag night (or "Buck's party" as they say down under)
So you want to purchase a "trick", eh? Not a cop, are you?
Fuck off! I'm Russell Crowe, famous celebrity!
Oh, yeah. From The Quick and the Dead, right? Well, I can fix you up for two bob.
No, you misunderstand. I don't have to pay to use prostitutes.
You drive a hard bargain.
That reminds me. Give me free Viagra.