Solving One Problem at a Time

Author: russman

Date: November 14, 2005

by russman
11-14-05
I climbed into the dumpster and pulled out the culprit. I then carried it home and stuck it in my dumpster at home.
May I help You?
Yes. Something stinks in the dumpster.
The old lady's only comment was that I needed to clean the dumpster when it was emptied.
I'm sorry to hear that. It is scheduled to be emptied tomorrow.
Can't you take whatever stinks out of it and put it somewhere else until the garbage man comes.
My car now smells bad. My wife is mad. And noone else at work either knows or cares what I did. I still hate my job.
Where else besides the dumpster should I put the garbage until the garbage man comes.
I don't know but I didn't come on vacation to smell garbage.