Stop Me if You've Heard This

Author: russman

Date: September 17, 2009

by russman
9-17-09
The endless quest
Do you ever masturbate?
Of course, it's sex with someone I love.
for a good set-up man
Why do dogs lick themselves?
Are you kidding? If I could do that I would never leave the house.
continues.
Why did you want me to ask all these stupid questions? Just so you could say all those old jokes?
No. You are supposed to ask me if I have a match now.