Barista's Make Me Feel Small

Author: russman

Date: November 14, 2009

by russman
11-14-09
C'mon drama queen. We have to go to the mall.
I can't do it. I'm at the end.
Put the knife down and put some pants on.
The knife goes where I go and I no longer wear pants.
You can't go to Starbucks without pants. And you know how they feel about your knife.
I should have used it on her. You can't tell me she doesn't know how to translate medium into grande or venti or whatever the hell it is.