This Call May Be Monitored

Author: russman

Date: November 17, 2009

by russman
11-17-09
Hello, I'm calling from the social security administration. We're conducting a brief survey about your statement.
It's almost 8:00. Why do you call so late?
Yes Mam. I do set my own hours and choose to call at this time to wake the elderly and interrupt everyone else's dinner.
That doesn't seem right.
Russ, I need to see you when you finish that call.
Dear Lord. Please let them fire me this time.